omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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