I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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