i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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