Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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