Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
