so explain again why im purple
no
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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