Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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