i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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