he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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