can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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