yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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