I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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