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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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