I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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