There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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