Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
