If that was your dad, he is hot
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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