I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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