If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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