I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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