As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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