Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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