their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
