I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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