I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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