so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
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