i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
