dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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