rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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