i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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