East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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