thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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