either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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