So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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