Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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