his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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