Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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