The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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