THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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