ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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