Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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