it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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