'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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