the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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