that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
is that a dick in a sweater?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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