pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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