I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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