you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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