I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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