38 yer olds are good kisserssss
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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